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6 December 2012

Chris Moyles Spoof Charity Song

Chris Moyles second spoof album is called "The Difficult Second Album" features a spoof charity song which features several different articles including Danny O'Donoghue


Chris:
Sometimes in your life
It's good to lend a helping hand
To reach out to your brother
And your fellow man

Davina:
Just like the general public
Famous people see the suffering too
That's why there are so many
Charity songs

Pixie:
Raising money
And suffering people everywhere

Olly:
But what about us lot
Isn't it time for us to share

All:
(Chorus)
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

Gary:
We'll just split the profits and you'll see

Chris:
We're in it for ourselves

Ed:
To make a shit load of money, yeah
I just want you to buy this song

Danny:
Don't be disappointed
We're not as rich as you may think

Olly:
Coz illegal downloads
Are killing us

Gary:
We need designer sunglasses
And to drive expensive cars
Charity will have to wait
Coz this time it's all about us

Robbie:
You might be thinking
How can this lot sleep at night
We've all got lovely mattresses
So we sleep alright

All:
We sleep very well

All:
(Chorus)
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

Olly:
We'll just split the profits and you'll see

Chris:
We're in it for ourselves

Ed:
To make a shit load of money

Pixie:
Heated swimming pools
Cost more than you might think (Chris: I think)
I'm pleading with you people
Coz you're the missing link (Chris: link)

Gary:
By buying this song
And spending your cash
You could alleviate this pain
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain

Chris:
Or Portugal

All:
(Chorus)
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

Pixie:
We'll just split the profits and you'll see

Chris:
We're in it for ourselves

Ed:
To make a shit load of money

All:
(Chorus)
Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

Gary:
We'll just split the profits and you'll see

Chris:
We're in it for ourselves

Ed:
To make a shit load of money

Chris:
We'll pocket all the profits

Ed:
And we're gonna be fucking loaded

Source: DannyODonoghue.Net

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